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"Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again."

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lucimoosey:

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allabitofablur:

NO WAY.

y’all shouldn’t be shocked anymore


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theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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hachidraws:

"you’ll always be safe here."

Childhood friends!au for Flint’s superhellaawesomeBIRtHDAAYYY

Basically, in order to talk without shouting across the way to each other, Jean and Marco come up with the ol’ trusty cup and string trick. Even when they get phones in highshool, they still keep at it.

When college comes around, things change a lot. Jean’s parents are divorcing during the big winter holiday, and to let slip that he’d casually dated a few guys in his first semester doesn’t go down well. In aftermath, and the hope Marco’s back home too, he goes outside and waits.

All Marco can do is tell him to find somewhere safe, go to somebody he trusts and stay there. He constantly asks if Jean’s alright, if he’s in danger. Jean won’t say what happened, but he does listen and pack his bags.

Guess where he chooses to stay? (and finally confesses after crushing on Freckles for years goddamn Jeanbo)


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So my boyfriend did a thing. →

hellochameleon:

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

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It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

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He left a lot of…

All the fucking brownie points


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amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN


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squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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This is what becoming an adult with power is like